Terms

bestarmy.world is a satirical entertainment website that sells paid promotional listings on a public leaderboard. Nothing on it reflects, measures or comments on the real armed forces, strength, or standing of any country. It is a game about buying a position on a list.

A promotional listing: your chosen display name, an icon, one line of copy, and a link to your website, shown publicly on the roster of the country you select. Placement is decided solely by the total amount paid against your listing. Delivery is immediate once payment clears.

This is not a vote, poll, survey, donation, contribution, wager, bet, lottery, sweepstake, competition entry, security or investment. There is no prize, no pot, no draw and no element of chance. Your listing has no cash value and cannot be redeemed, transferred or resold. Nothing here is an endorsement of your product by us.

Listings are delivered instantly and payments are non-refundable. The narrow exceptions — a listing that never appeared, a duplicate charge, or a listing we removed without cause — are set out in the refund policy, which forms part of these terms.

Rank is a live standing. Any listing can be passed at any time by anyone paying $5 more than its total, including seconds after you pay. No minimum duration at any position is offered or implied. The smallest bid accepted is $1; there is no maximum.

Antarctica and Greenland are not sold by bidding. Each is a flat $999 for 7 days, held exclusively for that period and not subject to being outbid. Leases do not renew automatically. When a lease lapses the territory returns to the board and the next buyer may claim it. Leases are non-refundable, including unused time.

A given website holds a single listing in any one country, and paying again there increases that listing's total rather than creating a second entry. The same website may hold listings in as many different countries as it likes.

Do not submit links to illegal material, sexual content, malware, phishing, impersonation of another business, or content that harasses a person or group. We may remove any listing that breaks this, without refund, and may decline any submission for any reason.

Outbound listing links are marked as sponsored, as paid links should be. You are buying visibility and clicks from people reading this board — not search ranking, and we make no claim about search value.

Country names and flags are used as team labels for entertainment. No country, government, armed force, institution or flag shown here is affiliated with, endorses, or sponsors this website. Choosing a country implies nothing about your nationality, location or allegiance.

Payments are processed by Dodo Payments as merchant of record. They collect your billing details, handle applicable taxes, and issue your receipt. Their name appears on your statement. Their terms apply to the payment itself.

The site is provided as is, with no warranty of uptime, traffic, clicks, or any outcome whatsoever. To the extent the law allows, our total liability for any claim is limited to the amount you paid for the listing the claim concerns.

These terms may change, and the date at the top will change with them. Questions go to support@bestarmy.world.